Who You Gonna Grope? Hypocrisy of Mainstream Media

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Well, I woke up this morning to discover that in the wake of Stormy Daniel’s 60 Minutes nothing burger performance the Oval Office has NOT been overthrown by outraged citizens, but an anonymous source informs me that White House staff members are still trying to get the stains out of the carpet, curtains, and furniture from Bill Clinton’s many intern escapades. Another insider (is it not amazing how many anonymous leaks I manage to scoop up about life on Pennsylvania Avenue?) informs me that Ben Carson’s recent $130k investment into a new table occurred immediately upon the discovery of vast swaths of Clinton’s DNA…etched onto the surface of the antique table.

Let’s all be honest here. The left wing extremist media will eat an unverified story about Trump’s alleged Hollywood adventures faster than John Kasich can take down a BLT. They darn will accuse him of being in 45 places at once terrifying every woman within a 30 mile radius by God, but if you dare bring up Monica’s stained dress or call out Biden for groping and kissing and whispering to little girls for extended periods of awkward concern, you’re a “sex puritan” injecting inappropriate content into a political discussion.

Who can blame them for their recent lapse in judgement though? Their party is in the dumps and the biggest Democrat spokeswoman who hasn’t taken her act from either Emperor Palpatine or the Wicked Witch of the West is a porn star putting on a show for a gay guy. When Hillary Clinton tried to film her exotic lesbian porno with Huma Abedin for Anthony Weiner in India a couple weeks ago she broke her wrist in the bathtub and had to be rushed to the hospital. CBS had to tap Anderson Cooper to interview Stormy because any hetero CNN pervert would have had to answer some seriously embarrassing questions about his nationally televised boner. For the few liberal viewers who looked into her eyes and averted the camera’s focus of her boob job they saw how contradictory her story was and how unlikely it really is that a woman had her kid threatened and felt “too scared” to inform the authorities but was totally on board to broadcast it on CBS. But the validity doesn’t matter. Giving a platform to a porn star who claims they had consensual sex with the president 12 years ago is only fair treatment from the mainstream media who totally praised and covered that guy who claimed to have had sex with Obama back in the day.

CNN really should take Bernie Sanders’ advice and Newt Gingrich’s condemnation to heart: the American public is sick and tired of hearing about the damn porn star, and the liberal media’s fascination with sex is putting the less sleazy tabloid stands to utter shame. My (anonymous, duh) sources at CNN confirmed to me a few days ago that they will be releasing a documentary fantasy porno next year starring Stormy Daniels and Alec Baldwin so stay tuned. You heard it here first! As Biden chides Trump for his Access Hollywood tape we all know he’ll be chasing after more little girls to add to Podesta’s Pizza Ring. Bill Clinton will keep snorting coke and making the choice of America in 2016: choosing other women over Hillary. The approval rating of the mainstream media has been pretty damn close to 12% for years now. They earned it, so they deserve a Nobel Failure Prize. Maybe they’ll be heavily featured at this year’s Golden Turds aka the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. Trump should hold a PA rally like last year because it was more successful than the nationally televised Dinner while the newest addition to the CNN prime time show host could make her debut. We all know Hollywood would suckle her boob job faster than CNN took its spankings from her…and it’s a wonder to anyone why Tucker Carlson still dominates prime time talk show hosts ratings.

Perhaps someday America (which according to the Clintons is a 300 million person “vast right wing conspiracy”) will be allowed to discuss Bill Clinton’s sex settlements and criminal charges and lies under oath and weekly affairs. Perhaps they will be allowed to criticize sex criminal Anthony Weiner and Clinton’s shielding of the sex abuser on her 2008 campaign. Perhaps Joe Biden got beat up in high school for groping little girls. Perhaps the news media will someday be dominated by anything more professional and substantial and credible than a dominatrix. Or, perhaps, the regressive left will never pull its head out of the sand and their hands out of their pants.

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